St. Patrick’s Day isn’t just about dodging pinches and pretending you enjoy Guinness — it’s a full-blown spectacle of mischief, mayhem, and questionable choices. And what better way to celebrate than by diving into TV’s wildest takes on the holiday?

From Charlie Kelly’s unhinged leprechaun hunt to Bob Belcher’s green-food-fueled descent into madness, these episodes go beyond shamrocks and parades, embracing the chaos that makes St. Paddy’s Day truly unforgettable. So pour yourself something festive (preferably not neon green), kick back, and let these legendary TV moments bring the revelry straight to your screen.

1. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia – "Charlie Catches a Leprechaun" (Season 11, Episode 8)

Paddy’s Pub finally gets a St. Patrick’s Day episode, and it’s as unhinged as you’d expect. Charlie, convinced leprechauns are real, sets out to catch one — only to end up kidnapping a tiny, shady pickpocket who may or may not have magic powers. Meanwhile, Dennis and Frank take full advantage of the holiday’s drunken debauchery with their mobile Paddy’s Wagon. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s Sunny at its best.

2. Bob’s Burgers – "Flat-Top O’ the Morning to Ya" (Season 10, Episode 16)

Bob isn’t exactly feeling the luck of the Irish, but Linda and Teddy are determined to make this the most festive St. Patrick’s Day ever — whether he likes it or not. What starts as a fun little themed breakfast quickly escalates into a neon-green nightmare, with everything from beer to burgers getting a shamrock-colored makeover. Bob just wants a normal day, but in true Bob’s Burgers fashion, chaos takes over.

3. The Simpsons – "In the Name of the Grandfather" (Season 20, Episode 14)

Homer, in a rare moment of guilt, realizes he’s been ignoring Grandpa, so he whisks the whole family off to Ireland for some quality time. Their grand plan? Relive Grandpa’s glory days at O’Flanagan’s Pub. But when they arrive, they find the once-booming bar is now a ghost town. Naturally, Homer and Grandpa decide to buy it and run it themselves — until they run straight into an Irish police raid. A trip for bonding? More like a trip straight into trouble.

4. Sabrina the Teenage Witch – "Salem, the Boy" (Season 3, Episode 17)

Nothing screams St. Patrick’s Day like a mischievous leprechaun granting magic wishes — and in Sabrina’s world, that’s a recipe for disaster. When she uses one of her wishes to turn her snarky, talking cat Salem into a human, things go way off the rails. Instead of being grateful, human Salem immediately sets his sights on world domination. This episode fully embraces St. Patrick's Day's wild, magical chaos, and it’s an absolute blast.

5. How I Met Your Mother – "No Tomorrow" (Season 3, Episode 12)

Barney convinces Ted that on St. Patrick’s Day, rules don’t exist — so Ted goes full gremlin mode. He steals drinks, cuts lines, flirts with taken women, and basically acts like the human embodiment of poor life choices. At the time, it seems like the best night ever… until the morning after, when he realizes that maybe, just maybe, he’s not the stand-up guy he thought he was. It’s a hilarious, all-too-relatable cautionary tale about holiday-induced bad decisions.

6. Cheers – "Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey" (Season 11, Episode 19)

St. Patrick’s Day at Cheers means one thing — war. Another round of pranks and bar shenanigans between Cheers and their longtime rivals, Gary’s Olde Towne Tavern, escalates to ridiculous heights. With Sam Malone leading the charge, expect over-the-top schemes, classic banter, and the kind of good-natured bar rivalry that Cheers does best. This episode is all about tradition — if tradition means trying to out-hustle your enemies in the pettiest ways possible.

7. 30 Rock – "St. Patrick’s Day" (Season 6, Episode 12)

Liz Lemon just wants to survive St. Patrick’s Day in peace. Instead, she’s stuck dealing with her chaotic ex, Dennis Duffy, who claims he’s “a whole new man” (spoiler: he’s not). Meanwhile, Jenna and Tracy are locked in an all-out battle over who gets to host the St. Patrick’s Day parade. With 30 Rock’s signature rapid-fire jokes and absurdity, this episode is a hilarious reminder that avoiding holiday chaos is never an option.

8. The Office – "St. Patrick’s Day" (Season 6, Episode 19)

The Dunder Mifflin crew should be out drinking green beer, but instead, they’re stuck at the office, held hostage by their intimidating new boss, Jo Bennett. Michael tries — and fails — to stand up to her, while Andy makes a grand (and awkward) gesture for Erin. By the time they finally make it to the bar, they’ve earned every bit of their St. Paddy’s Day fun. Work hard, party harder — The Office way.

9. Superstore – "Playdate" (Season 5, Episode 18)

Cloud 9’s St. Patrick’s Day plans take a weird turn when Amy brings her young son, Parker, to work, and suddenly, the entire store is convinced that Jonah might be his secret dad. The rumor spirals out of control while Glenn ropes his wife, Jerusha, into babysitting Parker, leading to an epic (and totally unnecessary) baby showdown. Because nothing says St. Patrick’s Day like office gossip, accidental parenting drama, and a toddler obstacle course.

10. 2 Broke Girls – "And the Kilt Trip" (Season 3, Episode 19)

Max and Caroline dive into the St. Patrick’s Day party scene, but while Max thrives in the drunken madness, Caroline is a total fish out of water. She wants to enjoy the holiday, but green beer and shamrock shots aren’t really her vibe. The clash between their approaches leads to some hilarious moments, proving that St. Paddy’s Day isn’t about going big — it’s about celebrating in a way that actually makes sense for you. (Or at least, in a way that doesn’t end in regret). 

Whether you’re throwing back whiskey shots, dodging drunk texts, or just watching the madness unfold from a safe distance, these episodes prove that when it comes to St. Patrick’s Day, chaos is inevitable. From magical misfires to barroom battles, they capture the absurdity, the revelry, and the sheer luck (or lack thereof) that defines the holiday. So raise a glass, make some questionable choices, and remember — what happens on St. Paddy’s Day usually makes for a great story. Sláinte!

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